damianfuckingstark:

justanotherscarecrow:

They certainly do.  They’re good cats.

They are. Though are they as good as me?

[He leaned close, a playful grin on his lips.]

…They’re better cats than you.  But you’re a pretty good kitten.

damianfuckingstark:

[He almost made a smartass comment, but he kept it to himself.]

Yes well, you love them and they love you.

They certainly do.  They’re good cats.

(Source: justanotherscarecrow)

damianfuckingstark:

justanotherscarecrow:

Next time remember to shut the door.

What can I say? Sometimes I forget, in the heat of the moment.

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These cats are a pain in the ass.

justpackingheat:

justanotherscarecrow:

justpackingheat:

Uh huh. 

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That’s what you think until in the middle of it, you hear a meow

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This is why you and Richard shouldn’t have sex in our bedroom.

Don’t worry. We didn’t. But your bathroom is nice.

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 Stop having sex in my flat.

justpackingheat:

justanotherscarecrow:

justpackingheat:

Because he’s hilarious and they’re fluffy as fuck.

Also I feel sorry for them if you two get freaky in bed and they’re hiding underneath the whole night. 

Hermes and Helios are fluffy,  Nyx and Persephone are not.

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But when Damian and I have sex… The cat’s aren’t in the room.

Uh huh. 

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That’s what you think until in the middle of it, you hear a meow

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This is why you and Richard shouldn’t have sex in our bedroom.

damianfuckingstark:

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There is nothing creepier than looking up in the middle and having a pair of glowing cat eyes watching from the dresser.

Next time remember to shut the door.

(Source: justanotherscarecrow)

justpackingheat:

justanotherscarecrow:

I like them. Gimme the one that’s sleeping in Damian’s trousers.
That would be Hermes.  The Persian.  Why do you want our kittens?

Because he’s hilarious and they’re fluffy as fuck.

Also I feel sorry for them if you two get freaky in bed and they’re hiding underneath the whole night. 

Hermes and Helios are fluffy,  Nyx and Persephone are not.

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But when Damian and I have sex… The cat’s aren’t in the room.

damianfuckingstark:

justanotherscarecrow:

damianfuckingstark:

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Oh? Perhaps I should join you. I do so love your office.

Your desk in particular.

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— My work is on my desk.  And Persephone.

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Well Persephone will have to find a new perch. As for your work, well, I’ll do my best not to wrinkle the pages too badly.

You know she likes to be near me when I work or… Anything.

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I like them. Gimme the one that’s sleeping in Damian’s trousers.
That would be Hermes.  The Persian.  Why do you want our kittens?

damianfuckingstark:

justanotherscarecrow:

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Hm.  Take your time.  Make him squirm.  I’ll be in my office.

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Oh? Perhaps I should join you. I do so love your office.

Your desk in particular.

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— My work is on my desk.  And Persephone.